A Love Letter to The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood: An Unconventional Valentine’s Day Gift
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you feeling a little lonely this Valentine’s Day? Well, put down that pint of ice cream and your Blu-ray copy of Manchester by the Sea because I’ve got some exciting news for you. The developers at Deconstructeam, alongside Devolver Digital (who else), have come up with a unique way for you to express your love for the indie darling, The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood. And trust me, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.
A Cosmic Collaboration: Gaming Meets Adult Toys
So, what exactly is this unconventional Valentine’s Day gift? Well, my friends, it’s an adult toy. But not just any adult toy. This custom-made monster cock, created in collaboration with the silicone artisans at Uberrime dildos, is based on Ábramar, an interstellar behemoth who grants powers to the game’s protagonist, Fortuna. Now, I know what you’re thinking – “Wait, a game about a monster cock?!” Well, not exactly. You see, while the game itself has garnered much love from its audience, Ábramar’s cock is notably never pulled out, which may explain why some critics were a little reserved in their praise. But hey, it was one of our Game of the Year picks, so you know it’s got to be good!
The Size Matters Debate: How Big is It?
Now, I can hear you wondering, “Just how big is this thing?” Well, my friends, there’s no exact information on the size of this dildo, except for a handy press image that we can link to but not embed. From what we can see, it looks to be around three cans in length, so we’re gonna go ahead and say it’s roughly 12-23 inches tall. Yep, you read that right. It’s a beast! But hey, if you’re actually considering using this bad boy, just remember that you must pay the price for doing so.
How to Win Your Very Own Custom Toy
Now, I bet you’re wondering how you can get your hands on this unique Valentine’s Day prize. Well, lucky members of the public have a chance to win this custom toy through a card-making contest. All you have to do is follow the official Deconstructeam Twitter page, like and repost the contest post, and create a custom desire-themed card in The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood for a chance to win. And let me tell you, this prize is no joke. Similar toys from Uberrime tend to sell for upwards of £70, so you’re looking at a pretty hefty prize here.
A Nod to Gaming’s Wilder Side
Now, before I wrap things up, let’s take a moment to appreciate the wilder side of games marketing. Many of us remember the infamous Saints Row 3 dildo bat and the shenanigans pulled off by Acclaim back in the day. It’s moments like these that remind us that video games have matured, but we still have a sense of humor. And what better way to prove it than by announcing the creation of a custom fat c**k on Valentine’s Day? It’s a bold move, and I salute Deconstructeam and the wild folks at Devolver for embracing the hype and going all-in.
Conclusion: Embrace the Unexpected
So, there you have it, my fellow gamers. The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood has taken an unexpected turn this Valentine’s Day, offering a one-of-a-kind adult toy as a prize. It’s a bold and unconventional move, but hey, isn’t that what gaming is all about? Embracing the unexpected and pushing boundaries? Whether you’re a fan of The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood or just someone who appreciates gaming’s wild side, this is definitely a story worth sharing.
So, what are you waiting for? Follow Deconstructeam on Twitter, get those creative juices flowing, and create a desire-themed card for a chance to win this epic prize. And remember, gaming is all about having fun and embracing the unexpected. Who knows, this Valentine’s Day might just turn out to be your most memorable one yet!